I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
How does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
Dude that is genius
Slow clappin’ it out.
This is amazing
i thought we were all in this together
this reaction is so much more obnoxious than the actual post tbh
(Source: mountincest)
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

